http://www.justasilly.com Bob thinks a lot. Maybe too much. This is the result. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:05:15 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en ...Poor Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-is-feeling-neglected/ Hmmm. It seems Gordon's lot want to read Bob's emails and track his surfing sessions. They're going to need a whole fleet of buses and trains to lose all that data Sources:Internet black boxes to record every email and website visit. http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-brother/ So Sarah Palin's been quoted saying "If I cost McCain one vote, I am sorry about that" Bob suggests you don't worry, Mrs Palin. Given that you didn't understand that Africa is a continent, ... ... can't name a newspaper that you read and seem not to even understand the right to ... http://www.justasilly.com/archives/understatement-in-politics-is-a-good-thing/ Everyone seems to be excited about something or other political Bob has been seeking a suitable insight. Bob knew Anna wouldn't let him down: "(H)e'd have to poo diamonds to be as good as people are currently expecting" Sources: Obama wins historic US electionLittle.Red.Boat http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-likes-political-analysis/ So the number of suspected child sex offenders arrested in the UK has risen threefold in the past year. Surely arresting people's the easy bit. Bob's dismayed to note only one conviction is mentioned Source: Increase in sex offender arrests http://www.justasilly.com/archives/will-nobody-think-of-the-children/ It takes parents 45 hours - on average - to choose a name for a child? Bob thinks that Wombles - especially Bungo - had the right idea. Sources:Get the right name and open doors for your childToonHound http://www.justasilly.com/archives/naming-and-shaming/ We apologise for the delayed service from JustASilly.com Abnormal service will resume imminently (which could mean just about anything) http://www.justasilly.com/archives/hello-again/ So the number of failing schools has risen by 5% That's one more in every 20, kids, if you don't understand percentages http://www.justasilly.com/archives/kids-are-thick/ Tony Blair wants a legacy from his premiership, Bob hears. Surely he already has one? blairing, vb : to react publicly without having thought things through properly. Sources:New measures to tackle gun crimeLimit jail sentences, urges Reid http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-wants-to-help-tony/ So Labour want to remove benefits for people who can't speak English Bob suggests they try to get school leavers who can punctuate before picking on newcomers. Source: Unemployed 'must learn English' http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-suggests-looking-a-little-closer-to-home/