http://www.justasilly.com "what a great site and informative posts" - A. Spammer Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:16:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en So, the manufacturer of Durex is to be sold to Reckitt Benckiser Aren't they the company that makes Cillit Bang? ... and Finish dishwasher tablets Argh! Too many pun opportunities to choose just one! Source:Durex maker SSL agrees £2.5bn bid from Cillit Bang firm http://www.justasilly.com/too-much-choice/ 0121 BST: BBC producer Claire Kendall reports hearing two shots coming from the riverside area.0218 BST: Northumbria Police confirm that "no shots were fired by police officers" and "it appears the suspect shot himself".So .... two shots were fired but only by Moat?Did he somehow miss with his first shot? Source:How ... http://www.justasilly.com/have-you-heard-of-an-echo/ Apple's initial response to the lefties problem was "Hold your phone differently" Now it seems the problem is with the screen - rather than your signal dropping from 5 to 0 ... ... it's only dropping from 3 to zero because the signal bars were optimistic. Am I missing something but how does ... http://www.justasilly.com/lets-see-if-im-receiving-you-correctly/ Isn't it ironic that the same media that built up expectations for the World Cup ... ... are the ones who are now calling for the ritual disembowelling of all concerned Too hot to make humourous comeback Feed me. http://www.justasilly.com/build-em-up-knock-em-down/ After Lampard's non-goal there are calls for technology to be used at football matches How clever of FIFA to arrange for an illegal goal in the next match to be allowed to restore the balance England shouldn't be too keen for all historic matches to be reviewed, though Even "44 years of hurt" ... http://www.justasilly.com/be-careful-what-you-wish-for/ Morning, Kirsti. What did you think of the Doctor Who finale last night? Meh. Feed me. You didn't think it was well written, clever and funny? No, I thought why's Fatso watching a programme for kids? Now feed me. http://www.justasilly.com/kirsti-isnt-impressed/ 'sup, Kirsti? Well? 'sup, Fatso That's not very polite What's up, Mr Fatso? Feed me. http://www.justasilly.com/introducing-two-new-characters/ So a new therapy which uses football to stimulate the minds of dementia sufferers could be extended. It's been very successful so far - they made it through to the second round. Source: Football project for dementia sufferers may be extended http://www.justasilly.com/science-win/ Teenage yachtswoman Abby Sunderland has met up with her brother on Reunion island Apparently it wasn't the closest land to where she was rescued, it just seemed appropriate Source:Teenage US sailor Abby Sunderland reunited with brother http://www.justasilly.com/an-appropriate-destination/ Patient: It hurts when I do this Doctor: Then don't do that User: My iPhone loses signal when I hold it like this Steve Jobs: Then don't hold it like that Source:Apple issues advice to avoid iPhone flaw http://www.justasilly.com/sounds-familar/