The adventures of Bob http://www.justasilly.com Bob thinks a lot. Maybe too much. This is the result. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:05:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 en Bob is feeling neglected http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-is-feeling-neglected/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-is-feeling-neglected/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:05:15 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-is-feeling-neglected/
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Poor Bob
]]> http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-is-feeling-neglected/feed/ Bob Brother http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-brother/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-brother/#comments Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:23:16 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-brother/
Hmmm. It seems Gordon’s lot want to read Bob’s emails and track his surfing sessions.
They’re going to need a whole fleet of buses and trains to lose all that data
]]> http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-brother/feed/ Understatement in politics is a good thing http://www.justasilly.com/archives/understatement-in-politics-is-a-good-thing/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/understatement-in-politics-is-a-good-thing/#comments Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:54:03 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/understatement-in-politics-is-a-good-thing/
So Sarah Palin’s been quoted saying “If I cost McCain one vote, I am sorry about that”
Bob suggests you don’t worry, Mrs Palin. Given that you didn’t understand that Africa is a continent, …
… can’t name a newspaper that you read and seem not to even understand the right to free speech
Bob really doesn’t believe it was a matter of one vote
]]> http://www.justasilly.com/archives/understatement-in-politics-is-a-good-thing/feed/ Bob likes political analysis http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-likes-political-analysis/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-likes-political-analysis/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:33:29 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-likes-political-analysis/
Everyone seems to be excited about something or other political
Bob has been seeking a suitable insight.
Bob knew Anna wouldn’t let him down:
“(H)e’d have to poo diamonds to be as good as people are currently expecting”
 ]]> http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-likes-political-analysis/feed/ Will nobody think of the children? http://www.justasilly.com/archives/will-nobody-think-of-the-children/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/will-nobody-think-of-the-children/#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:25:10 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/will-nobody-think-of-the-children/
So the number of suspected child sex offenders arrested in the UK has risen threefold in the past year.
Surely arresting people’s the easy bit. Bob’s dismayed to note only one conviction is mentioned
]]> http://www.justasilly.com/archives/will-nobody-think-of-the-children/feed/ Naming and Shaming http://www.justasilly.com/archives/naming-and-shaming/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/naming-and-shaming/#comments Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:37:02 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/naming-and-shaming/
It takes parents 45 hours - on average - to choose a name for a child?
Bob thinks that Wombles - especially Bungo - had the right idea.
]]> http://www.justasilly.com/archives/naming-and-shaming/feed/ Hello again http://www.justasilly.com/archives/hello-again/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/hello-again/#comments Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:14:12 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/hello-again/
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]]> http://www.justasilly.com/archives/hello-again/feed/ Kids are thick http://www.justasilly.com/archives/kids-are-thick/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/kids-are-thick/#comments Thu, 31 May 2007 10:38:47 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/kids-are-thick/
So the number of failing schools has risen by 5%
That’s one more in every 20, kids, if you don’t understand percentages
]]> http://www.justasilly.com/archives/kids-are-thick/feed/ Bob wants to help Tony http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-wants-to-help-tony/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-wants-to-help-tony/#comments Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:08:48 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-wants-to-help-tony/
Tony Blair wants a legacy from his premiership, Bob hears. Surely he already has one?
blairing, vb : to react publicly without having thought things through properly.
]]> http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-wants-to-help-tony/feed/ Bob suggests looking a little closer to home http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-suggests-looking-a-little-closer-to-home/ http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-suggests-looking-a-little-closer-to-home/#comments Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:53:42 +0000 Bob http://www.justasilly.com/archives/bob-suggests-looking-a-little-closer-to-home/
So Labour want to remove benefits for people who can’t speak English
Bob suggests they try to get school leavers who can punctuate before picking on newcomers.
Source: Unemployed ‘must learn English’
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